my sister accidentally bought pansexual colored binders for college
Fact: Pansexuals are rumoured to be the first species to discover speech. Prior to communicating with words, pansexuals tapped in morse code on pans.
Fact: At the age of eleven, all prospective pansexuals are given a letter and spend their next seven years at Pansexual’s Academy of Panpowers and Magic where they are sorted into houses and hone their Panpowers.
Fact: The hair of a pansexual is said to contain magical properties, and when made into wigs, can give the wearer the ability to fly.
Fact: While pansexuals are not attracted to pans, animals or inanimate objects, 94% of interviewed pansexuals report attraction to ancient Greek Pandora, stating ‘that whole releasing evil thing? Kinda hot, if you ask me’ in unison.
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
It’s completely normal- “pandemics”, as they are called, make up some of the founding members of Pansexual Society- and having both Panpowers AND Demipowers, are some of the most powerful people out there.
no no i think you misunderstood me i didn’t say im a pansexual i said PUNsexual hahahahaha follow for more punny homo!!!